Do you have that one person in the fandom
that literally everything they do makes you want to slam your face into a wall because they are so rude
and everyone else loves them
but you just want to go their house
break their computer
my life is one obsession after another
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
“Yeah,” I say as I take a slow drag from my cigarette, “I’ve seen a few ship wars in my day. Been in a few myself, too.” I stare off into the distance, screams echo through my head, bloody battles, blogs left in shambles, fandoms torn apart. I know I’ll never be the same again.
So I went to get Chinese today. And the little, middle aged Chinese lady at the register was wearing a Captain America apron. Like, YEP, Cap face and logo across her chest.
And I say, “I like your apron.”
She grins at me and goes, “Steve Rogers, very good guy.”
And I’m laughing, because, yes, that is completely true. So I say, “I like Tony Stark,” and she gives me this disapproving look.
“No good. Big showoff.” She gives me my food and adds. “Don’t date Tony Stark.”
Which may well be the best advice I’ve gotten from a complete stranger in my whole life.
Except Tony Stark deserves love too.
THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE SHIP
YOU CAN TOLERATE EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHIP IN THE WORLD
BUT THAT ONE
MAKES YOU SO ANGRY THAT YOU CANT HANDLE IT AND YOU WANT TO TURN INTO THE HULK THROW BRICKS AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WHENEVER YOU SEE IT
Sakura/Sasuke. Ron/Hermione. Elizabeth/Will. Yeah. I went there.
I hate how when I get interested in something, other people I know; sometimes friends get interested too and I try really hard to be moderate and not creepy about it and then they get super weird and creepy about that thing and then I kind of drift away from it because I really do not want to be like that or affiliated with people like that.
Take Tom Hiddleston for instance. Or any of the series I have ever gotten into, or other celebrities, or bands.
It’s not that I stop loving those things. I just kind of get covert about it.
But still. Fans can get wild and crazy and creepy about things. I don’t want to be one of those fans. :c
tumblr was once a peaceful website
but everything changed when the british nation attacked
only david tennant master of tumblr could calm them down
but when the fandom needed him most he vanished
Really, though, we were asking for it.
oh my god