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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

osointricate:

Excuse me, Marvel?

Yes hi.  Big fan.  Really.  But um, could you maybe, you know:

  • Black Widow put her in everything okay
  • More Falcon even if it’s like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselves 
  • Like a lot of Hawkeye movies at least four Hawkeye movies
  • Take care of Chris Evans he’s special to me
  • Bucky okay like let him cry on screen that’d be nice please

Love,

A fan

PS Please

anatoly-vassy:

katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and

ME gA N

kriegersvirtualgirlfriend:

It sucks when I go into the tag “Hannibal” because I see nothing but talk about cannibals and psychopaths when maybe I want to see some posts about the Carthaginian military leader that led over 50,000 soldiers in a journey across the Alps in order to fulfil an oath to his father to destroy Rome

sylladork:

mageof2spooky:

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.

IM GONNA PISS

durbikins:

durbikins:

avoncrossing:

I STREETPASSED THIS PERSON
AND THIS WAS THEIR BASEMENT.
I GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS PERSON.
SAVE ME.

FUCK, THIS IS MY HOUSE.

durbikins:

durbikins:

avoncrossing:

I STREETPASSED THIS PERSON

AND THIS WAS THEIR BASEMENT.

I GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS PERSON.

SAVE ME.

FUCK, THIS IS MY HOUSE.

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theanimalheaven:

axoraffe:

sorry, Hazel my net is too small.

omfg its even funnier because she already (somehow) has a hamster in her room!

τοῦτ᾽ αὐτὸ νῦν μου πρῶτ᾽ ἄκουσον ὡς ἐρῶ.

- from Sophocles’ Oedipus Tyrannus, predicting the future meme of “let me explain you a thing” (literally: “firstly, hear this thing itself from me, now, that I will say”)

 (x)

dex5m:

Present you the top model from middle earth. (The Hobbit BTS)

(x)

thranduilings:

remember when the empire magazine stated that legolas and thranduil have a complicated relationship? all i see in my head is

Thrandy: Son do I look good in this new robe *poses*

Leggy: Ehhhhh *sits and rests his chin in his hands*

Thrandy: Son speak up I can’t really hear…

condiminaj:

written-chaos:

angels-on-gallifrey:

insane-inner-ramblings:

221b-bag-end:

david-john-mcdonald:

hardythehermitcrab:

evelineholmes:

Now you can watch David’s sneezing for the rest of your day.
You’re welcome.

catherine is still not bovvered

Always the professional. She doesn’t even flinch.


freema covers her ears how loudly does he sneeze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoUtfVlNIec
That’s how loud.

370,000 people have watched a 7 second video of David Tennant sneezing

Holy fuck he even sounds sexy when he sneezes.

condiminaj:

written-chaos:

angels-on-gallifrey:

insane-inner-ramblings:

221b-bag-end:

david-john-mcdonald:

hardythehermitcrab:

evelineholmes:

Now you can watch David’s sneezing for the rest of your day.

You’re welcome.

catherine is still not bovvered

Always the professional. She doesn’t even flinch.

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freema covers her ears how loudly does he sneeze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoUtfVlNIec

That’s how loud.

370,000 people have watched a 7 second video of David Tennant sneezing

Holy fuck he even sounds sexy when he sneezes.

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professionalqueen:

literally same

professionalqueen:

literally same

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block

this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block

this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg

revivingpeeta:

crab-claus:

slendermannequin:

smilelikeyouneedit:

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I don’t understand

I understand